The Fumble Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.
- Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.