The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A mysterious flag erases Vidal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.