The Snap Count Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.