The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.