The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.