The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vidal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.