The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vidal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.