The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.