The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Vidal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
88%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.