The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.