The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.