The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.