The Committee Backfield Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.