The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Vidal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.