The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.