The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.