The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.