The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.