The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.