The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A mysterious flag erases Vidal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.