The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.