The Fumble Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.