The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.