The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.