The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cousins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.