The Late Scratch Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Cousins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cousins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.