The Pick-Six Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cousins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.