The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
89%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cousins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.