The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cousins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.