The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Ref: "Number Cousins, that's a flag." Cousins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Cousins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cousins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.