The Pick-Six Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- A mysterious flag erases Cousins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cousins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.