The Bad Snap Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Cousins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cousins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.