The Bad Snap Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cousins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.