The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Cousins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.