The Pick-Six Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- A mysterious flag erases Cousins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Cousins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cousins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.