The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.