The Hamstring Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.