The Hamstring Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cousins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.