The Overthrow Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Cousins, Cousins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.