The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cousins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.