The Late Scratch Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Cousins, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Cousins will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Cousins, Cousins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.