The Late Scratch Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Garbage time arrives early for Cousins: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cousins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.