The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Osborn is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Osborn's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.