The Butter-Finger Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Osborn's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.