The Butter-Finger Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Osborn exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Osborn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.