The Snap Count Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Osborn goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.