The Butter-Finger Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Osborn is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Osborn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.