The Phantom Holding Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Osborn's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Osborn, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.