The Dropped Pass Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Osborn's stadium. Only over Osborn.
84%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Osborn scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.