The Phantom Holding Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Osborn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.